I believe in and see the world's people as a bunch of cats, each one unique and interested in only their own problems. But each cat does have one mood that they always come back to: their nature. Mine is the goofy happy kitty, while my sister's is the grumpy pissy kitty. Here is the difference:
Happy kitty:
- is happy and optimistic
- interacts with people and enjoys their company
- is active
- says, "How can I help?" "HI!!!!!" "Sounds good!" and, "I don't think so, but maybe this..."
Grumpy kitty:
- is sad and pessimistic
- hides from people
- is inactive
- says, "What do you want?" "Go away." "Leave me alone" "NO! PISS OFF!!!!!" "Stop being a pest, shut the @$%^ up, and leave me alone!"
- does nothing
- waits for things
As you can see, there is almost no way we can get along. The quotes are really used, too. Frequently. Everyday. Without fail. I tried to convert the Smart One to Happy Kitty-ism today. Books flung at me as soon as I got within 10 feet of the door warned me that the project was doomed to failure. A snowball with a rock into the groin later said "no shit, dumbass!"
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