Nothing really happened in particular today, so I must write about my every day life. I think the morning is a good place to start, don't you?
I quite literally start the day with a giant leap. This is because my bed is about five feet off the ground. And my Grandmother dropped the hint that she was getting me an even taller bed for Christmas. (shudders) Any way, I manage not to splat, gather up some clothes, and head toward the bathroom. This is where I spend thirty minutes each morning. This time is spent turning on the water, taking a huge crap while waiting for the water to get warmish, taking a shower, brushing my teeth, getting dressed, and looking for nail-clippers that don't exist. After all this, I go back to my room and get all my stuff together for school.
Now comes the greatest challenge of the day: BREAKFAST! (dun-dun-DUN!) This is so terrible because of the apparent lack of good breakfast munchies during breakfast. Sure, they're around AFTER I come home, but in the MORNING? Noooooooooooo, that would be too logical! I usually make a quick samich for breakfast then run out the door to freeze my ass off waiting for a large Twinkie on wheels to show up and take me to some place I never really did want to go to. Make perfect sense, doesn't it?
When I finally do get to school, be all nice and hold the door open while everyone else goes in. I do this to get a head start on Karma. I then head in and hang out with Potato and Estudiosa. Sometimes Frisbee joins us, but usually not. After awhile, Twist, Kat, and the Canadian show up. This provokes either a poking war or a slap fight between Kat and Potato. I stick around until Presto, a friend in my B morning group, shows up. I then head over there and listen to Prestos Endless Immoral Jokes n' Puns. (never ask him about grandmas shrimp!) Eventually the bell rings and friends depart to first period.
If you wait 'til the next uneventful day, you will hear about the dreaded U.S. HISTORY CLASS! (dun-dun-DUUUUN!)
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